Aw Jaysus,

I was listening to Morning Ireland this morning and that whinger John McElligot from Ebay Ireland comes on complaining again about the lack of broadband in Ireland.

Hasn’t he read my blog post on how Ireland is the number 1 in the world for broadband?

C’mon John, you are getting boring now, like that oul Mulley fecker, constantly complaining, even when we brought in experts to sort the problem out.